Holy Archons, travelers! I just saw that Version 6.2 Primogem chart floating around, and my wallet started trembling like a Hydro Slime in a desert. We're talking nearly 9k free Primogems for F2P players – that's almost 56 wishes! But let's be real, is this generosity or just Hoyoverse softening us up before dropping Durin and Jahoda? I mean, look at this queen:
Now where were we? Ah yes, the Primogem math that's making my head spin faster than an Anemo Traveler's burst. According to legend (aka community guru hiragara), here's how this December 3rd update breaks down:
🎉 Event Extravaganza
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Main event = 960 Primos (probably involves snowball fights knowing Snezhnaya)
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Two medium events @ 420 each (nice)
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One cozy event @ 280 (Paimon's snack fund?)
📖 Story & Quests
| Content Type | Primogems | Bonus |
|---|---|---|
| Archon Quest | 590 | 2 Intertwined Fates |
| World Quests | 270 | - |
| Achievements | 55 | - |
| Total | 915 | 2 Fates |
Plus 600 from maintenance compensation – basically apology Primogems for when the servers inevitably explode on launch day. Classic!
⚔️ Permanent Grind (the real MVP)
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Daily Commissions: 2,520 Primos
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Spiral Abyss: 800 Primos (if you can beat Floor 12 without crying)
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Imaginarium Theater: 1,000 Primos
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Stygian Onslaught: 450 Primos
And then there's Welkin Moon players flexing with 12,715 Primos – that's enough to lose 50/50 twice! But wait, why does Hoyoverse always dangle the carrot RIGHT before new characters? Durin's practically waving from the banner:
Speaking of updates, is anyone else obsessed with Miliastra Wonderland? Creating your own domains is wild – I made one where Paimon gets stuck in a bubble for 10 minutes. Therapeutic! But between user-generated chaos and Archon Quest cliffhangers (Varka finally appears!), I'm spread thinner than butter on a Mondstadt toast.
So here's the real question: with Fatui Harbingers like Columbina lurking in future patches, are we actually winning with these Primogems or just being groomed for heartbreak? Seriously though – will you spend it all on Jahoda or hoard like a dragon for Sandrone? Don't leave me hanging in co-op limbo!